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Chapter 7: Whiteout
L thankfully wasn't too bad on the drive back. He had giggled
himself out and ended up completely out of it leaning against
the seat, still humming Carameldansen under his breath.
"Where are we heading?" Light asked warily as Matt
haphazardly pulled into an unfamiliar parking lot. "This isn't the
Task Force building."
"Oh," Mello answered, lifting his hands from his eyes and
quickly putting them back as Matt swerved to avoid an
unfortunate parking valet. "We're--"
The leather-loving chocoholic cut off midway, scrabbling at Matt
frantically for the wheel.
"You pink geek! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING! This isn't one
of your F1 Racing games!!"
The valet looked like a deer in the headlights as the car
hurtled toward him, except one would think the headlights in
question belonged to an UPS truck judging by his wide-eyed
expression.
Matt veered nonchalantly at the last moment, wheels
screeching as he turned.
Mello let out a sigh of relief.
The valet fell to his knees, grateful to the heavens for all
eternity.
"THANK GOD," he shouted while weeping.
"Present," said Light without even thinking.
L immediately and drowsily sat up and stared at him.
"I mean omnipresent," Light caught himself quickly.
"Omnipresent, that's what God is."
L squinted at him blearily as though he was drunk, then
flopped down on the seat once more.
Mello gestured at Light, pointing to his eyes and then at Light,
mouthing, I have my eye on you.
"We're almost at the dock," Matt said happily, acting as though
he hadn't just almost squashed a pedestrian a moment ago.
"...Dock?"
"We're heading, as I was trying to explain earlier," said
Mello, eyeing Matt ruefully, "To the loading dock so we can get
into the boat."
"What boat? No one said anything about a boat! I never asked
to go onto this crazy trip!" hollered Light at the top of his lungs.
L hiccupped and giggled again next to him. "Candy, Light-kun?"
he asked, holding out a very fuzzy lollipop he had likely dug out
from the back of the seat.
"Ew. No."
"Light-Wighty gets seasick," L babbled, not even
acknowledging his reply and leaning over Matt's shoulder. "He
throws up."
"Shut up! I do not! And don't call me that!"
Light could feel his face reddening.
L continued on, rambling, "Lightsy wets himself still, did you
know that? I found out the hard way..."
"SHUT UP!!..."
L settled back onto the seat, tittering like a small child. All was
quiet for a minute.
Then,
"Aagh! L, not the wheel! Not the wheel! GET OFF!!"
"It is not normal to be so used to this," Mello commented
drily to a shaking and hiding under the seat Light.
* * *
Mello detailed to Light that every year, after he and Matt
brought L to the dentist, they'd bring him for a little visit to his
home country, England. It was sort of a forced vacation, as L
did not believe in stopping any of his work for anything.
Nevertheless, he was dragged there yearly anyway.
Light sorely missed his old clothes. The leather he currently
possessed was much too tight and unbreathable, though he did
think they showed off his godly divine body. That was fitting
indeed.
"Here," Mello announced.
Matt finally obtained a parking space after circling around at
least ten times.
"Cool," he said boredly, adjusting his goggles on his head,
"How many points do I get, Mels?"
"Uh, driving isn't a game, Matt!"
"You're right," mused Matt morosely, "I didn't pick up any coins
or run over anyone. It's sad. I really failed."
He stared, depressed, at his seatbelt as Mello and everyone
else got out. Light couldn't tell if he was honestly serious or
not.
Mello grabbed Light's hand and ran to the edge of the pier,
pointing to a large white boat in the distance.
S. S. Sugar Rush, the front read in gothic font. The
white sails ruffled gently in the wind.
"Whoa," Light breathed, for once stunned. He was going to be
on a boat for the first time in his life. And best of all, he was
most likely to be all alone with his rival L.
Boats had accidents all the time, didn't they?
A very Kira-ish snicker was creeping up on his face, and he
quickly put it down.
"Hey," exclaimed Matt happily. "I found a penny on the floor!
I WIN!"
* * *
L thankfully wasn't too bad on the drive back. He had giggled
himself out and ended up completely out of it leaning against
the seat, still humming Carameldansen under his breath.
"Where are we heading?" Light asked warily as Matt
haphazardly pulled into an unfamiliar parking lot. "This isn't the
Task Force building."
"Oh," Mello answered, lifting his hands from his eyes and
quickly putting them back as Matt swerved to avoid an
unfortunate parking valet. "We're--"
The leather-loving chocoholic cut off midway, scrabbling at Matt
frantically for the wheel.
"You pink geek! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING! This isn't one
of your F1 Racing games!!"
The valet looked like a deer in the headlights as the car
hurtled toward him, except one would think the headlights in
question belonged to an UPS truck judging by his wide-eyed
expression.
Matt veered nonchalantly at the last moment, wheels
screeching as he turned.
Mello let out a sigh of relief.
The valet fell to his knees, grateful to the heavens for all
eternity.
"THANK GOD," he shouted while weeping.
"Present," said Light without even thinking.
L immediately and drowsily sat up and stared at him.
"I mean omnipresent," Light caught himself quickly.
"Omnipresent, that's what God is."
L squinted at him blearily as though he was drunk, then
flopped down on the seat once more.
Mello gestured at Light, pointing to his eyes and then at Light,
mouthing, I have my eye on you.
"We're almost at the dock," Matt said happily, acting as though
he hadn't just almost squashed a pedestrian a moment ago.
"...Dock?"
"We're heading, as I was trying to explain earlier," said
Mello, eyeing Matt ruefully, "To the loading dock so we can get
into the boat."
"What boat? No one said anything about a boat! I never asked
to go onto this crazy trip!" hollered Light at the top of his lungs.
L hiccupped and giggled again next to him. "Candy, Light-kun?"
he asked, holding out a very fuzzy lollipop he had likely dug out
from the back of the seat.
"Ew. No."
"Light-Wighty gets seasick," L babbled, not even
acknowledging his reply and leaning over Matt's shoulder. "He
throws up."
"Shut up! I do not! And don't call me that!"
Light could feel his face reddening.
L continued on, rambling, "Lightsy wets himself still, did you
know that? I found out the hard way..."
"SHUT UP!!..."
L settled back onto the seat, tittering like a small child. All was
quiet for a minute.
Then,
"Aagh! L, not the wheel! Not the wheel! GET OFF!!"
"It is not normal to be so used to this," Mello commented
drily to a shaking and hiding under the seat Light.
* * *
Mello detailed to Light that every year, after he and Matt
brought L to the dentist, they'd bring him for a little visit to his
home country, England. It was sort of a forced vacation, as L
did not believe in stopping any of his work for anything.
Nevertheless, he was dragged there yearly anyway.
Light sorely missed his old clothes. The leather he currently
possessed was much too tight and unbreathable, though he did
think they showed off his godly divine body. That was fitting
indeed.
"Here," Mello announced.
Matt finally obtained a parking space after circling around at
least ten times.
"Cool," he said boredly, adjusting his goggles on his head,
"How many points do I get, Mels?"
"Uh, driving isn't a game, Matt!"
"You're right," mused Matt morosely, "I didn't pick up any coins
or run over anyone. It's sad. I really failed."
He stared, depressed, at his seatbelt as Mello and everyone
else got out. Light couldn't tell if he was honestly serious or
not.
Mello grabbed Light's hand and ran to the edge of the pier,
pointing to a large white boat in the distance.
S. S. Sugar Rush, the front read in gothic font. The
white sails ruffled gently in the wind.
"Whoa," Light breathed, for once stunned. He was going to be
on a boat for the first time in his life. And best of all, he was
most likely to be all alone with his rival L.
Boats had accidents all the time, didn't they?
A very Kira-ish snicker was creeping up on his face, and he
quickly put it down.
"Hey," exclaimed Matt happily. "I found a penny on the floor!
I WIN!"
* * *
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